Kim Jong-il's death in 2011 was met wth a mix of responses from media the world over. Korean State tv presenter, Ri Chun-hee, announced that he had died on 17 December at 8:30 am of a massive heart attack while traveling by train to an area outside Pyongyang. With 200,000 political prisoners and State terrorism worn as badges of honour, you may forgive us for our little redefinition of R.I.P

Genesis 11:1-9... that's the only clue you're getting on this one.

Economic cyclic recessions, Brexit, natural disasters, the end of Western dominance, a carbonised world, global terror... why so serious?

And the 'Good Samaritan' award of the century goes to...

Revelation 13:17. And under the leadership of our scientific leader... without that little gremlin called 'guilt' to spoil the party, we shall buy and sell and buy and party to our unabashed heart's content...

The darn Brits have escaped!